Because we can't welcome our new robot overlords if nobody builds them.


Robots

January 20, 2007

You have twenty seconds to comply.

Not content with making consumer electronics, Samsung has teamed up with the University of South Korea to produce a sentry gun.

Completely autonomous. No human required (except as targets). Apparently the system will interrogate the target, who must provide the passphrase. The system will then determine the response from 4 options: No action, Alarm, Fire rubber bullets or fire the 5.56mm machine gun.


ED-209, welcome to the world.

Robot: HALT STATE PASS: YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY.
Human: NoKos are teh suX0r.
Robot: PASS INCORRECT STATE PASS: YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY.
Human: Err... All NoKo base are belong to us?
Robot: YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF CODE SECTION 5 A 12. I AM NOW AUTHORIZED TO USE PHYSICAL FORCE

Or it could have a bridge keeper personality...

Robot: STOP. WHO WOULD CROSS THE DMZ MUST ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE, ERE THE OTHER SIDE HE SEE. WHAT IS NAME?
Human: Blue!
Robot: WHAT IS QUEST?
Human: To patrol the DMZ!
Robot: WHAT IS AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF SWALLOW?

Scrawled illegibly by Meathe at 12:23 PM

Robots

January 17, 2007

Things I have learnt today

Yes, robots.

Of course, I'm starting small. Blinking lights. Little electric beasts that scurry towards the light, things like that.

I briefly considered making them scurry from the light, but that would mean they would be active only when its dark, and that probably isn't a good thing.

On to the short list:

  • Ordering the wrong parts can be frustrating.

  • Noticing they're the wrong parts after you've finished soldering can be more so.

  • I need a lot more practice soldering before I can be called merely incompetent.
  • I'm sure as soon as the lights start blinking, I'll be a lot happier.

    Scrawled illegibly by Meathe at 08:55 PM

    Robots

    April 26, 2006

    A fine day for Japanese robotics

    Necoro in Japan has just produced a 'nearly lifelike' robot cat (video at linked page).

    They somehow haven't figured out that 'very nearly lifelike' things are just plain creepy.

    Scrawled illegibly by Meathe at 04:37 PM