August 19, 2005
Captain America says...
It's just too perfect. I imagine the script thus:
Captain America: Just like Nancy says. Just say no to drugs!
Kid: But, Cap! Didn't you get your super powers after you got dosed up real good by Prof Reinstein? I mean, you must have...
Captain America: Son, that's enough. It was a long time ago. During The War.
Kid: ... had more 'roids than Canseco. Seriously. Off your nut.
Captain America: Fucking kids.
(And, yes, it's a real cover. You can click on the cover to read the entire story about drug dealing aliens who want you to get stoned so they can take over the world. But it's not advised.)
For those wondering why I find this so amusing, the good Captain got all his powers after the 'super soldier serum' was administered intravenously and orally over a period of time. Cap was shooting up long ago. Of course, there was the obligatory radiation added after.
Scrawled illegibly by Meathe at 07:39 PM
August 10, 2005
Double entendre? Yes. Intentional? Doubtless.
Scrawled illegibly by Meathe at 03:37 PM