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December 20, 2006
Not so Secret Santa
My Secret Santa gift arrived.
Some of the favourite memories of Christmas morning are of the family gathering together and the extracting and unwrapping of small, wrapped gifts from the stockings. They were knick-knacks, inexpensive little things, but definitely fun. Often odd.
Malfouka sent me a box of little, wrapped gifts. It made me smile just opening the box (and a quite astonishing card). And so I started, slowly, opening one after the other, and enjoying every moment, wondering, after having seen a myriad of flying dildos, buttplugs and vibrators on the card, what they were to be.
Allow me to present a list:
Travel Pack of wet ones (always useful)
Mini Travel Uno (card game, to while away the hours)
Travel version of Mad Libs (not sure how to play it, but it looks interesting)
Hand warmers (with winter coming upon is, this is something truly appreciated)
Flavoured dipping sherbet and candy dipper (I remember these. I loved these)
Strawberry Shortcake temporary tattoos (Not the peculiar purple pieman)
Cake Decorations (though I tend to snack on them instead, sugary little things they are)
Six little boxes of bugs
Dried bugs.
Flavoured dried bugs.
Three boxes of worms, variously in BBQ, Cheddar Cheese and Mexican Spice.
And three boxes of crickets (the other green meat), in Bacon and Cheese, Salt 'n' Vinegar and Sour Cream and Onion flavours.
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I can't decide if the bacon and cheese ones or the salt'n'vinegar ones taste best. (These treats are made by HotLix, who even have scorpions in candy and chocolate coated crickets)
Thank you, Malfouka!
I'll try get you a can of witchety grubs when I get back to Australia (they taste like runny eggs raw, nutty and creamy when roasted).
Scrawled illegibly by Meathe at December 20, 2006 02:52 PM
Comments
I LOVE IT!!
That's hysterical, I am so glad there is a Malfouka in the world!
That may just get Secret Santa gift of the year, I love it!
so happy you liked the stuff! and Wichety Grubs sound like just the sort of thing that makes me endlessly pleased.
WK~that ("...I am so glad there is a Malfouka in the world!) is one of the nicest things anyone's ever said about me. thank you.
Enjoyed the blog and Christmas show....