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May 19, 2006

The Muffin Man

The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen... He turns to us and speaks:

"SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER. I FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM!"

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette
near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

"SOME PEOPLE... SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES EXCLUSIVELY, WHILE MYSELF, I SAY THERE IS NAUGHT NOR OUGHT THERE BE NOTHING SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY EARTH AS THAT PRINCE OF FOODS... THE MUFFIN!"

Muffin Man, Frank Zappa

Hot on the heels of last weeks laxitive cookies for the teacher, the muffin man strikes:

Muffins that made 18 staff members at a Dallas-area high school ill contained the active ingredient found in marijuana, Dallas County health department officials said Thursday.

Meanwhile, the FBI released frames from a surveillance video showing a young man delivering the muffins to Lake Highlands High School on Tuesday. The FBI said the man is considered a "person of interest" in the case.

The muffins were left in a teachers lounge and eaten by school employees, who later complained of nausea and feeling lightheaded.

Have you seen the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man?

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Update:

The FBI have now released a photo.

Scrawled illegibly by Meathe at May 19, 2006 03:48 PM

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