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April 24, 2006

Tin foil hats

Its a bad news day for the tin-foil hat brigade.

MIT has released a study proving that tin foil helmets actually amplify signals and enhance the mind controlling waves - especially in the frequencies the FCC reserves for Government use.

Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

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Update!

The Zapatopi (publishers of instructions on how to craft fine Aluminim Foil Deflector Beanies) have publised a rebuttal.

Which source to trust?

Scrawled illegibly by Meathe at April 24, 2006 02:56 PM

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