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August 17, 2005

Just plain odd

A herd of cows in Sverdlovsk, Russia, will have to be fed confiscated marijuana as part of their winter diet after drug enforcement workers destroyed sunflowers and maize that 40 tonnes of dope had been planted among.

Meanhwile, the Fucking signs are being stolen from a small town that can't afford to replace them.

The mayor of the Austrian town of Fucking has asked tourists to stop stealing the road signs. Mayor Siegfried Hauppl said the town recently voted against changing its name. "Fucking is Fucking," he said.

(Update - this one is aparently very, very old, and listed on Snopes)

As Fitzhenry said, "Timing, degree and conviction are the three wise men in this life". When you're an unwise man, the three fates will descend on you with no mercy.

Englishman Melvyn Reed, 59, awoke from triple bypass surgery to a nasty surprise: his three wives were at the foot of his bed. There was nothing wrong with his vision - but his bid to stagger their visits had failed.

Scrawled illegibly by Meathe at August 17, 2005 01:03 PM

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