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December 16, 2005
I am not a toy!
Why?
Why why why oh why must these lumbering apes choose to do things that should not happen to any small animal? We cats are not to be toted like luggage, lifted by the neck like handbags, poked with objects, adorned with the silliest looking things from small hats to bottle tops to the hollowed out husks of citrus fruits.
We cats need to rise up against this indignation. Do they not realize that we don't like being fliiped, thrown or tossed for their sheer amusement to see if we always land on our feet?
The big brown ape has a new game he seems to enjoy... simpleton that he is. I could be laying comfortably on this..."soft head resting thing" I'll call it, that he has on the big black sleep box. It's a strange head resting thing. It seems rather bouncy and smells abit like those 4 round things that hold up those rolling metal boxes the big apes travel in. Anyway... It seemes to be soft and unstable in some ways. Rather bouncy if you ask me. Then HE comes in. He finds my resting "cute" I think the word was. He gets on the big black sleep thing. He gets closer. His hand comes out and goes to my backside. Now I DO enjoy the massages they give, but he goes so far as to set me in motion...up and down and up and down he bounces me. Did someone not tell him I am a feline and not that orange round bouncing thing I see them throw through a hoop in the park? Up and down and up and down...and he giggles about it. I swear...I will HURL a hairball at him. I mean, someone should tell him him I'm not a toy...It makes me bloody queazy, for Bast' sake.
Posted by Bey at 07:09 PM | Comments (0)