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October 23, 2005
The rudeness of the hairless ape.
What the Devil IS it with these hairless apes? They're a most unappreciative lot. I swear to Bast if he does this again... RAAAWWWRRRGH! He gets me so upset.
It's the big brown one. I don't know why I keep him around, although he IS rather warm and soft to sleep on.
I brought him a guest and he didn't seem to appreciate it. He looks similar to me. 
I met him outside. A tawdry poor sap who seemed to me malnourished. His head was rather large, but I'm sure the big brown wouldn't mind bringing an extra platter of yum.
He seemed disturbed when he saw the two of us on the big black soft sleeping space.
Irritated may be a better word for it.
We were only sleeping. Why did he have to make such a fuss? I know my friend isn't as clean as I, but he's been out on the streets. I thought a little charity was in order. Big Brown didn't have to usher him out of the portal flaps so quickly. I found that rather rude. I invited him in as a guest!
Over time, Big Brown grew to be a little nicer to my large headed friend. But he's a tad wary to return. I don't think he believes my hairless ape to be hospitable. We take to congregating within the big dark room when the ape leaves for the day.
I DO like my hairless ape. I really do. I sometimes bring him presents but he's not very appreciative of THAT now, either. One day I brought
him the cutest little field mouse for the two of us to play with. I was even kind enough to keep him alive so we could have all SORTS of wacky fun! That didn't seem to go over well. He took my shrieking prey (and believe you me, that's when they're the most fun when they're kicking and squeaking) and made it disappear! One minute I was looking at it, the next, it was gone! I swear he took it for himself! I think he actually dumped it outside again! Does he realize how much work I go through to get those?
Today, I attempt to bring him another gift. This was wasn't moving. I thought that would make things better. I figured he preferred dead prey. I brought him a nice fresh bird. Small little thing. Kind of cute in a way. I thought we could have fun removing it's feathers. I had already started for him when he came in and once again, started shrieking. What IS it with these apes? They appreciate NOTHING! Can you believe he grabbed it and once again got rid of it?
I swear I don't know why I allow him to stroke me.
Posted by Bey at October 23, 2005 05:17 PM
Comments
ROFL!!! I'm sorry... Humans never quite get these things, dear Bey. Keep trying, you'll eventually find something that Big Brown human will like. My irritable white human doesn't like it when I use the hallway as a litterbox. She also doesn't like it when I pull stuff out of the trash for her. Oh well... these humans are hard to please. I just gave up... excuse me... I think I'm going to be sick again.
Posted by: Amora at October 23, 2005 08:13 PM